The Professor

The Professor (Played by Hugo) is a member of a seemingly long-gone race, a member of The keepers of Eight, a time traveller from the very distant past, and the owner of The Hartnell. His second and current form is that of a purple tiefling with a moustache, goatee, and burgundy hair.

Personality

The Professor is a deeply repressed person with many, many issues that need to be worked out at some point. However, he covers up the pain with constant jokes and fairly frequent drug and alcohol use.

Hates the sound of tap, and clopping. Doesn't really like the sound of his goat feet on cobbled streets, almost got booties but didn't want to be that guy. In the market for rubber hoof shoes.

History

-insert history here-

-At some point sold a camera phone (a Pear Phone) to a guy.

-Has a taxidermy collection of body parts with labels. Includes Ivellios's cousin's wings, which is definitely not wierd.

The Professor arrives in Gygax

Quotes

Episode 1:

"What are bird dicks like?"

"eeeh, why not, it's an all-in-one hole, you know. [..] It's all-inclusive, like a resort except it's a sex hole, which is like a resort."

"I only shit my pants on an adventure once, once!"

"ok. I have peed myself on no fewer than ten occasions, only half of them was I inebriated and the other ones also have explanations."

"Think of it drunk, make it drunk. Think of it sober, make it sober. You can't cross the wires like that, it doesn't work."